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A Punk Professor? Chapter 4Severus Tobias Snape was annoyed.
Very annoyed.
So annoyed, in fact, that the more cowardly Hogwarts students that he passed in his storm through the corridors – Longbottom was obviously in this category, but he was joined by other idiots such as Lavender Brown and even Ernie Macmillan (when he thought no one was watching) – actually cried when he snapped at them. The Potions Professor didn’t care one bit, of course. The brats could all drown in their own tears, for all he cared.
After all, he was the one with the problem, not them. They hadn’t just had four figures turn up from out o A Punk Professor? Chapter 4
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A Punk Professor? Chapter 3"No, Mr Potter, I think you will find that your grade is not a mistake. Perhaps if you tried to correct your unerring stupidity, you might remember that I asked for an foot-long essay on the properties of the moonflower and its uses in potions of an illusory nature, not a few inches of scribble on how to prepare such a plant - particularly since your description appears to be appropriate to the preparation of the plant for use as a recreational drug, not for use in serious potions."
As he finished his calm but sneering riposte, Severus Snape felt a small twinge of triumph. If he had been a more romantic individual, he might have A Punk Professor? Chapter 3
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A QUESTION, MON BRAVES

Sat Nov 28, 2009, 3:43 AM

brgtt

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Okay folks, please answer this question - it'll only take two seconds out of your busy lives and I even put happy faces to make you feel more at home in my journal. Lolwhut

For christmas, I'm making calendars for some of my friends with, like, photo montages and stuff. I've done some of the pages and thought it was about time to try to put some of it together to make sure it works, but I hit upon a snag. YES, A SNAG. How do I do the 'bindings' for them? Any ideas and suggestions welcome.

Then I need to make christmas cards ... And I want to do presents for all my friends on here too! And an entry for

's christmas competition. DAMMITALL. HOW DOES CHRISTMAS ALWAYS MANAGE TO SNEAK UP ON ME EVERY YEAR????????

So that's great. Lovely. Thank you in advance for ANY ideas you give me.

DRINK LOTS OF JUICE, 'KAY!

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Listening to: Slade (I want Noddy Holder's hat...)
Reading: I DON'T READ ANYMOAR :(
Watching: Hustle *repressing urge to become a con artist*
Playing: OBLIVION (for the millionth time. I love it)
Eating: Crumpets ... *omnom*
Drinking: JUICE

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Current Residence: Somewhere just for me ... well, technically England ...
Interests: Lots of stuff! Sleeping, drawing, writing, singing (badly), eating, moochin', reading...
Favourite movie: X-Men II ... or LotR III ... hmm ...
Favourite band or musician: Erm. I dunno. Right now? Avenue Q or Queen!
Favourite genre of music: Rock, Pop, Metal - most stuff, 'cept for some jazz...
Favourite artist: Hard one ... anyone - everyone's a STAR!! ^-^
Favourite poet or writer: David Eddings (writer) ... but I don't know about on dA ...
Favourite photographer: Erm ... je ne sais pas - MY UNCLE!! Yay!
Favourite style of art: Anime with pencils (I have a phobia of colouring in ...)
MP3 player of choice: Mine! No ... really, any - it's the music that counts!
Shell of choice: Huh?? Any curly white one ...
Wallpaper of choice: ORANGE!! Yeah!
Skin of choice: ?? Well, I'm quite fond of mine, actually ...
Favourite game: Neverwinter Nights (PC), Zelda (WOOT)
Favourite cartoon character: Asterix and Obelix or Shigure (Furuba)
Personal Quote: "You ... you ... you MOOSE!"
Tools of the Trade: Pencil, rubber, piece of good old-fashioned paper!

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~moonrush Nov 5, 2009, 10:01:59 AM

Heyyyy, tis i. FLORIAN.

jus' wondering if you fancied entering my contest?

over and out.

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The Epic Contest!

~moosewingz Nov 7, 2009, 4:15:07 AM

Oh, I saw you had a journal up about that! Let me read the details, and I'll have a bash at it yes, FLORIAN MY LOVE.

It's just anything inspired by christmas or halloween or something, isn't it?

This is Gamma-456, over and out. Lol.

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~moonrush Nov 7, 2009, 5:38:16 AM

hooray!
yeah it's kinda festive. well, not really . .

but lets pretend i know what i'm talking about. .

i'm putting you on the entrants list, there's no turning back now

this is Diamond 461- roger that, over and out.

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The Epic Contest!

~moosewingz Nov 7, 2009, 5:40:44 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm doooooomed! *melodramatic flail of despair*

Harhar. Now I have to think up an idea of PURE GENIUS. But of course, all my ideas are brilliant so that shouldn't be too hard ...

Are you going to enter your own contest? I think you should ...

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~moonrush Nov 7, 2009, 5:44:44 AM

hmmm but surely if i did that i could just say I WIN. YOU ALL SUCK I GET THE PRIZES YO'.

i might do an example of what you can do though.

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~PoetofthePeople Sep 11, 2009, 1:20:09 PM

Hello, everyone - it's ME. The people's poet! And I'm a Thatcher-hating, Cliff-loving, state-smashing right on rebel DEVIANT young one. I'm completely potty, I am, everybody thinks so. I don't care what I do! I'm mad! MAD! I was downstairs a moment ago and took a chocolate from the fridge, just like that, yes REALLY, and, here's the really amazing thing: I DIDN'T EVEN ASK FIRST. Gosh, I'm so anarchic and I JUST DON'T CARE!

I saw that you, Moosewingz, are a completely BRILLIANT artist. And, being one of the kids, I recognise those with real talent. Especially with talent almost as good as mine, and that's saying something because I'm really GREAT. Hehe, right on. So, as a dedication to your genius I wrote you a short poem:

Emily, oh sweet Emily,
Can't you see what you do to me?
To me, the poet of the people?
Emily, oh dear Emily,
You do not smell smellily,
Oh no, not even slightly
Not like that disgusting hippy Neil.
You'd never vote Conservative
You're far too observative
So you'd see that they're horrid and evil,
Trying to crush the voices
All the voices of us children of the future. Aren't they?
AREN'T THEY?!
Or are they?

Completely and utterly BRILL-I-ANT! I knew you'd think so. You're so stunned by it's brilliance that you're COMPLETELY SILENT! Hehe, right on.

You're newest fan,
The People's Poet

Oh, and the non-pseudonym name's Rick, by the way (rhymes with Dick, as Mike so kindly pointed out and NO, Vyvyan, how ever much you say so it is NOT spelt with any silent letters...don't listen to him, he's just my puerile fart-breath punk housemate and what does HE know, right kids?!). See ya!

~moosewingz Sep 13, 2009, 1:46:00 AM

OH, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! You're such a girly, Rick, and a smelly virgin!

*is stunned* But you wrote me a poem, darling! AND you became a deviant tart!

Now you shall never escape me ... but why di you join this site? Apart from the fact that you were clearly copying my shining example, of course.

RICHIE!!

Lovies,
Filthy, Eddie, Vyv (reluctantly) and WW xxx (LOL)

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